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Originally Posted by mikesouth
shit dude this is easy
yer overlooking the obvious
when she gets home get your gun, the dog and the shoes. Show her what the little fucker did and put the gun to his head...IF she believes you will kill the dog she will forgive the dog very quickly. And she will think twice about fucking with you over it.
next question....
always willing to help with domestic relations
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Works for me. Or get rid of the dogs ( have a friend watch them of have the vet destroy them) and when she asks what happen just say they little bastards ate your shoes again.
Option 2 is to run to the store with shoes in hand and replace with same size and model. Then tell the truth! BUT only after a love making session. Hard for her to be pissed at you when you just got her off three times in a row.