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Originally Posted by THE PORNOGRAPHER FORMALLY KNOWN AS ROCHARD
I'm never afraid of cops. Just be honest with them.
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Officer i've been smoking weed all day....i had 2 drinks 5 minutes ago at the bar right over there, & i'm on my way to penetrate 2 eighteen year olds in the ass....afterwards i might get really drunk & knock down a couple speed limit signs. By the way sir, you look like a huge douche with that mustache, and whats up with those tight pants do you guys really think you're on CHIPS?
I guess i should stick to lie's huh?