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"5. You once spent a night in a Mexican Jail. Why? Were your cellmates scared by the size of your balls?"
Once? I used to go to jail in Mexico so often they had a wing named after me...
It was usually for something stupid...I remember one time I was guilty by association...the guy I went surfing with down there had a bag of weed stuffed in his crotch. When we got pulled over...the Federale somehow knew that bulge was not his dick, so he stuck his hand down my buddy's pants and much to my surprise, pulled out a fairly large bag of weed...much more than 50 people could smoke in a weekend...I still dont know why he had that much on him...
So we got thrown in a small, piss soaked cell in somewhere Baja...I was gearing up for a long stay when somehow I came up with a story that was so sad they ended up giving ME money and telling me to leave...something about my parents both working packing salmon in a cannery in Alaska or ??
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