http://www.forbes.com/lists/2006/10/Worth_1.html
Wow, there are more billionaires being made every day. Some of these people do not deserve to have a billion dollars. Only I deserve to have billions of dollars.
Maybe if I act like a complete fucking fool and cause enough idiotic controversy I too can elevate myself to that rank of the wealthiest in the world.
I can do it. I have the talent and personality and bad hair.
Ever notice all the billionaires have bad hair? Hunh? Well???
What's up with that?