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Originally posted by some_idiot
I've spent alot of time in the MongKok district of
HongKong. (By the old KaiTak airport) 88pub over
by The Stanford is a great place to hangout.
With a couple of days to burn, head over to the mainland!
Jump the Kowloon Canton Railway to the LoWo station
and then walk across to the LoHu border. Go find
DongMen market... south side will put you into one of
the best places in all of South East Asia to find girls.
Better yet, find The Landmark in ShenZhen on the
mainland. Go into the cafe, find Andi and ask him if
Yung Mai is around.
You can get a mainland tourist visa right at the Lo Wo
station up on the 2nd floor.
Tokyo,... don't know, never laid over there.
If you got to Hong Kong, make sure you know some
of the language, only about 60% speak english.
Lesson time!
"Ni Hen Mai Li" (knee hen may lee) ,
"You're very beautiful", lit "you very beautiful"
"Wo Ai Ni" (whaa eye knee),
"I love you"
"Yi bei peijiu" (ee bay peegee o),
"One glass/bottle of beer"
"Ri Ni!" (Ree knee),
"SCREW YOU!" , lit "drill you"
"Cao Ni!" (chaow knee),
"FUCK YOU!"
... don't worry about tones, they'll understand all
those no matter how poorly you say them.
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Something also to consider is the size of the people in Mong Kok - I'm not joking - I'm 6'3 and the entire area is made for people 5'6 and under. Plan on spending a lot of time going outside just to stretch. Plus Mong Kok is the noisiest most dense place on Earth - it does take some time getting used to, although depending on where you are from it could be a lot easier.
Tokyo is much cleaner and much much more cosmopolitan. If you are going with any intention of getting sex in your 3 day stay then I would recommend Tokyo - it is a straight up sex town - expensive as hell, but you can get anything you want - really - anything.
My Chinese lesson:
low mo hi : eat my pussy
bun chut : asshole, idiot, goof - something along those lines
de oh lay : fuck you
c foot : asshole
say lun : small dick
gow gow gow - translated to mean 9 9 9 but is really used the way we use "oh shit" or hoe somepeople say "Jesus Christ" - reaaly a generic slang term meaning something bad
So if someone gives you a hard time in Mong Kok - which wont be a suprise - you can turn to them, and in your loudest voice, look him right in the eye and say "De oh lay, bun chut c foot" and dont forget to throw in the odd Mother Fucker - everyone knows that one.
All of the above were written so you could pronounce them not with any type of proper spelling in mind.
Either way, where ever you go you will be sure to have a good time - both places have very friendly people and some of the most beautiful women you will find anywhere. One word of warning regarding the women in Tokyo - they do fall in love very easily - at least they say they do - and they are the clingiest women on Earth, make sure you have a fast way out.