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Old 09-19-2002, 05:22 PM  
some_idiot
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Join Date: May 2002
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I've spent alot of time in the MongKok district of
HongKong. (By the old KaiTak airport) 88pub over
by The Stanford is a great place to hangout.
With a couple of days to burn, head over to the mainland!
Jump the Kowloon Canton Railway to the LoWo station
and then walk across to the LoHu border. Go find
DongMen market... south side will put you into one of
the best places in all of South East Asia to find girls.

Better yet, find The Landmark in ShenZhen on the
mainland. Go into the cafe, find Andi and ask him if
Yung Mai is around.

You can get a mainland tourist visa right at the Lo Wo
station up on the 2nd floor.

Tokyo,... don't know, never laid over there.

If you got to Hong Kong, make sure you know some
of the language, only about 60% speak english.

Lesson time!

"Ni Hen Mai Li" (knee hen may lee) ,
"You're very beautiful", lit "you very beautiful"

"Wo Ai Ni" (whaa eye knee),
"I love you"

"Yi bei peijiu" (ee bay peegee o),
"One glass/bottle of beer"

"Ri Ni!" (Ree knee),
"SCREW YOU!" , lit "drill you"

"Cao Ni!" (chaow knee),
"FUCK YOU!"

... don't worry about tones, they'll understand all
those no matter how poorly you say them.
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