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I'm done buying my wife exercise equipment.
The two things I've gotten her have been used maybe twice each, now they sit here.
So she convinced me she needs to get out of the house and wanted to join the gym. Fine, she got a free month's membership to try it out, and went once...to check it out. Hasn't been back since.
As she blobs out over the next few years, I guess I can hold out hope that she'll get some exercise by taking out all the shit I've bought her over the years that just sit here collecting dust.
All I need to do now is find a lawyer who'll take up my lawsuit against American Idol, Survivor, Oprah and a few other shows that are putting my wife's health at risk. Any suggestions on an attorney like that? Post em here.
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