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My Surva Bitch.
Name: ED
Siblings: Hell I know
Brothers: none?
sisters: none?
Eye color: I think there brown
Shoe size: Really why would I know this?
Height: Like 6,3 motherfucker
Innie or Outie: WTF?
What are you wearing right now?: Dirty gray shirt with stains on it and some
blue jeans
Where do you live? Reno
Righty or lefty: I don't know how I roll there
Who is your closest friend: Tad Dunbar
Best place to go for a date: Titty bar
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*Favorites
Number: I don't do numbers
Drink: beer
Month: the one
Juice: no Beer! You Fuck
Breakfast: Beer
Favorite cartoon character: I don't watch that fuck
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*Have You Ever..
Smoked? Oh Yah and not just cigarettes
Bungee Jumped? not on purpose
Made yourself throw-up? Fuck No
Gone skinny dipping: Yah
Loved someone so much it made you cry?: No and it's not going to happen
Broken a bone: No but I've bloodied myself many times
Played truth or dare: Fuck You
Been in a police car: Hell yah, I took a shit on the seat and then smirred it in a circular motion
Been on a plane: Yah
Came close to dying: I don't think so
Been in a sauna: yes
Been in a hot tub: yes and I fucked in it too.
Swam in the ocean: Tried to till it fucked with me
Fallen asleep in school: Yah and I didn't give a fuck
Broken someone's heart: I might have but I don't care if I did
Cried when someone died: no ED don't roll like that
Cried in school: no
Ever fell off your chair:All the fucking time
Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call: Im not that desperate you fuck
Saved AIM conversations: All the time cause the government is on too me.
Saved e-mails: Fuck your E-mail
Been cheated on? Oh Yah
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What is...
What's your room like: Dirty and smells like cum
What is beside you:my cum rag that needs a washin
Last thing you ate:Some chips I found on the floor
What kind of shampoo do you use? That one in the brown bottle
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*Ever Had...
Chicken pox: Yah
Sore Throat:Yah
Stitches: Every time I bloody myself
Broken nose: I might have
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*Do You...
Believe in love at first sight:I don't do that shit
Like picnics: No unless I can get drunk
Like school: Only when Im fucking it
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*Questions:
What schools have you gone to: I don't know there names
Who was the last person you called: Tad
Who was the last person you danced with: I don't dance for fuckers
Who makes you smile: Beer
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*Who...
Did you last yell at: The Mexicans
Last told you they loved you?: No one
Who's your loudest friend? Tad he yells like a black man from Compton
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*Do you like filling these out: I don't fucking know
Do you wear contact lenses or glasses: I give glasses a wearing
Do you like yourself: Im the shit boy
Do you get along with your family: No...just no
What are you listening to right now: ACDC - TNT
What did you do yesterday? Get Drunk, Fuck, and fought the neighbors
Hated someone in your family? Sure why not
What car do you wish to have? An H2 Hummer
Where do you want to get married? I am bitch.
Good driver? I can at lest drive better then that woman from speed.
Good singer? I sing like a fuck
Diamond or pearl: Beer!
Are you oldest? What you want to make something of it?
Indoor or outdoor: I'll fuck anywhere. I don't give a damn
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*Today did you...
1. Talk to someone you liked: I talked to my wife, but the doesn't mean I like her.
2. Bought something: No I steal
3. Get sick: No
4. Sang: I will if you don't shut up.
8. Talked to an ex: No, but I'll fuck em.
9. Missed someone? No
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*Last person who....
10. Was in your bed? My wife
11. Saw you cry: No one
12. Made you cry: No one
13. Went to the movies with you: Tad and we got kicked out for what he did.
14. You went to the mall with: Tad and again we got kicked out.
16. Ever been in a fight with your pet: Hell Yah and I won bitch.
17. Been to California: Yah with Tad and we did a lot of crazy shit
18. Been to Mexico: Yes and we cant go there anymore due to our actions
19. Been to Canada: I will be bitch and Im going to fuck everything up.
20. Been to Europe: No but there going to get it too.
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*Random.....
21. Do you have a crush on someone: No
22. What book are you reading now: I don't
23. Best feeling in the world: Fuckin my wife while Im high and drunk
24. Future KIDS names: I don't know.
25. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: No WTF? Really WTF?
26. What's under your bed: Porn DVD's, whips and chains. Oh and my ball gag.
27. Favorite sport to watch: The one thats all tricked
28. Favorite Location: Not this place
29. Piercing/Tattoos:None
30. What are you most scared of right now: I ant scared of no one.
32. Who do you really hate? The MIB's
33. Do you have a job: Fuck Haha. Thats a good one.
35. Ever liked someone you didn't have a chance with? Nope
37. Are you lonely right now: Hell No
38. Song that's stuck in your head right now: Get it popin by Fat Joe.
39. Have you ever played strip poker: Oh Yah.
40. Have you ever gotten beat up: Yah but I fucked em up good.
43. Have you ever been in a mosh-pit: Yah
44. Ever liked someone but thought they never noticed you? Hell no if I want to fuck someone I go right up to em and tell them that.
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*random
What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Tits and ass.
Your Favorite Food? Burger King. (Fuck You Mcdonald's)
Ever been so drunk you cant remember? Hell yah just last night.
Have you ever cried for no reason? No
Are you too shy to ask someone out? Fuck No
Hugs or Kisses? A Fuckin of a life time is more like it
Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn? I like it covered in butter to the point it's drippin.
Favorite Flower? None you fuck!
Have you ever fired a gun? Oh Hell Yah.
Do you like to travel by plane as opposed to car? I don't care as long as im getting my dick sucked.
How many pillows do you sleep with? Fuck if I know.
Who are you missing right now? No one.
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