Hank Vanderbeek

Ok Bitch's heres what I did:

Today I got up and said im the shit and I need to represent that. So I thought to my self who deserves to get a showing. Thats when I remembered how Mcdonald's screwed me over last week. I went in there and told them I wanted a fuckin cheese burger with chicken nuggets on it, and an extra bun to soke up the grease. They were all like were not Burger King, we don't do that, and I said fuck you and pissed all there counter top.

I decided I needed to go fuck em again but this time I was going to do it with class ( which is something I never did before, but thought it was about mother fucking time)

The first thing I did was go to Burger King and ordered five whoopers all custom made to go. Then I drove over to Mcdonald's and went inside carrying all my bags with Burger King logos on them. I took me a table and chair and gave it a puttin right in front of the counter. I sat down and started setting up my food. Thats when this little Mexican said "hay you cant be eating outside food in here" I said I don't really give a fuck and you got any ranch dressin? He said "look you need to take those bags outside and do it now". I was like oh hell no boy, you did not just tell me what to do. I then started throwing the burgers at him and the rest of the staff. Some fat woman that worked there started yelling call 911. I said fuck you and threw a napkin despenser at her. Then I jumped the counter and started fightin all the employees. I took down about eight of them and then decided while I am here I might as well rob the joint. I went up to the cash registers and started emptying them of the moneys when the manager came up from behind and hit me. I turned around on him, gave him a few punchins and then dipped his head in the frying oil. He started screaming and ran off. I finished loading all the money into the empty Burger King bags and then headed for the door. The fucking thing was stuck though so I just picked up a table and threw it though the glass window. Then I ran to my truck, and as I was getting in I heard sirens so I sped off and hit some white minivan while getting on the freeway.

Right now I am home counting the money I stole and getting my dick sucked form under the table. Hell Yah.

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