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Celebrities
Tim Taylor (Home Improvement)=Mortality
Martha stewart = rawest math rat
Rossanne Arnold - rare london ass
Adam Sandler - Dream Sandal
River Phoenix - Hip Iron Vexer (as seen in the movie Sneakers)
Jennifer Aniston - fine in torn jeans
Joel Madden (of Good Charlotte) - JADED LEMON and JADED MELON
Charles Bronson - "Has nobler scorn" (he kills at least 1 person in each of his movies)
Charleton Heston - "Heathen Controls"
Pauly Shore - Your she-pal
Dennis Rodman: Odd in manners
Dennis Rodman = Demon Innard
Adam Sandler: Darn Sad Male
John Mayer - Enjoy harm
Michael Jordan - major held icon
Drew Carey = Carry Weed
Dennis Rodman= random Dennis
Paris Hilton hahaha8211; Hairpin Slot
Charles Manson- Harmless Canon
Princess Diana = end is a car spin
Nicole Kidman: nicknamed oil
Elizabeth the First - zebra teeth are filth
T.S. Eliot - toilets
Bill Gates: gets a bill
Alec Guinness: genuine clasS
Mel Gibson: Bong Smile
Mel Gibson: Big Melons
Clint Eastwood: Old West Action
Tom Cruise: So I'm Cuter
David Letterman: Nerd Amid Late TV
Howard Stern: Retard Shown
Tyra Banks: Yanks brat
President Clinton of the USA: To Copulate he finds interns
Cindy Crawford: Fry candid crow
Judge Lance Ito: No get Juide, Lad
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