What do you think. Will they patriot act your ass??
< jail scene >
Bubba: What you in for little man? Im in for murder, rape, and assault, and the judge deserved it all!
SmokeytheBear: I got 25 to life for impersonating the smokey the bear figure.
Bubba: hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahah
Bend over bitch!
</jail scene >