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Hi Loryn,
I don't mean to be VERBALLY REPETITIVE, but seeing as you are a BREASTED CITIZEN, and I have a certain amount of SWINE EMPATHY; I was hoping that the next time you are CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED to the point where you are feeling SEXUALLY FOCUSED, that you might consider becoming HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE with me.... seeing as that, although I may be MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED,I'm certainly won't act as a RECTAL CRANIAL INVERSION.
This is really not just because you are PECTORALLY SUPERIOUR, nor do I think of you as A PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION, but I will understand if you want me to INVESTIGATE ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
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