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Old 03-03-2006, 01:29 AM  
2HousePlague
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I am not so good with jokes, forgive me.

a young yuppie couple has bought a cabin in the woods in bear country and are spending their first night. The man dreams of a great hunting expedition during which he shoots many bears between the eyes. The woman dreams of a Noble-Savaga Bearman she meets one day picking flowers by the lake. The Bearman seduces her and, in the dream, she is liberated from her self-consciousness.

In the morning, the couple have fervid sex. Afterwards, the man asks his wife what she was thinking of... She answers "I was thinking of you"... he looks at her a moment then responds "Me too..."







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