RogerV

J/K but post your favorite bear joke here

Q: Do you know how to catch a polar bear with peas?
A: First, go out onto the edge of a frozen lake and cut a big hole in the ice. Then you place a circle of peas around the rim of the hole, and hide behind a nearby tree. When a polar bear comes to take a pea, jump out behind him and kick him in the ice-hole.

Q: How do you tell a brown bear from a grizzly bear?
A1: Climb a tree. If the bear climbs it and eats you, it?s a brown bear.

A2: If the bear knocks the tree down and eats you, it?s a grizzly.

Q: Which bear did not get wet?
A: The dribear.

Q: Which bear saw the accident?
A: The neighbear.

Q: Which bear came out of the car safely?
A: The surbibear.

Q: Which bear fixed the car?
A: The Macguybear.

Q: what's white, furry, and shaped like a tooth?
A: a molar bear!