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smokey stole my thunder.. I need to put his fire out..that fuckin bear
so here goes some bear jokes if you know them post them
k, there was a bunny that was being chased by a big bear in the middle of the forest. all of a sudden a genie pops out and tell them both that they each can have 3 wishes. the bear goes first, he says:
" I wish that all the other bears in this forest were female"
then the rabbit says:
"I wish I had a motercycle"
"I wish all the other bears in the next forest were female too" the bear says
"I wish i had a helmet" says the bunny. the bear wonders why the bunny was wasting his wishes on such stupid stuff.
The bear finally says: "I wish that all the bears in the whole world besides me were female"
the bunny mounts his bike and then with a sly smile says "I wish that bear" (he's pointing at the bear that was chasing him) "was gay".
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