1. No one is going to publish a cover photo without authorization, so she's full of shit.
2. But it IS misleading, and I probably would've picked up a copy for those pics. So I'd like to sue Playboy, too.
3. Let's all sue Playboy. It'll be a hoot.
4. Fuck it. Let's sue everyone. I love lawsuits. What an amazing use of time and resources!
