I'll give it a try!
First
Fix in your mind the exact amount of money you desire. It is not sufficient merely to say ?I want plenty of Money?, be definite as to the amount.
This one's easy: one million bucks 
Second
Determine exactly what you intend to give in return for the money you desire. (there is no such reality as ?Something for Nothing?
Pics of my engorged penis
Third
Establish a definite date when you intend to possess the money you desire
I should be done by the end of the month
Fourth
Create a definite plan for carrying out your desire, and begin at once, whether you are ready or not, to put this plan into action.
I'll post the pics in gfy until you all agree to chip in and pay my million bucks ransom.
I'll start posting right now!
Fifth
Write out a clear, concise statement of the amount of money you intend to acquire, name the time limit for its acquisition, state what you intend to give in return for the money, and describe clearly the plan through which you intend to accumulate it.
stated above
Sixth
Read your written statement aloud, twice daily, once just before retiring at night, and once after arising in the morning.
Will do 
Damn, that was easy.