Originally Posted by Kevsh

I'm looking at properties in Mexico right now, I may just have to brush up on my Mexican-Spanish.

Thankfully I know the most important ones (in English for the Espanol-challenged):

"Hey cabbie, it's 4am. Take us to any peeler bar where the doormen don't carry Uzis."

"You want my watch? Why? No, no ... in my country we spell 'Casio' R-O-L-E-X. Crazy, huh?"

"Esmerelda, I promise - if you have sex with me I *will* come back to see you next month. Really. Huh? Estella? Are you sure? Okay, I'm sorry ... *Estella*. I promise ..."

"Officer, I swear she said she was 19 and I'm very, very sorry ... by the way, do you like watches?"