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TheFLY · 09-16-2002, 06:43 PM

Honestly I think most people wouldn't need to worry about increasing performance if their code was tight in the first place. All these gay libraries are just wasted CPU cycles. EX: Why waste so much CPU time on tracking every IP address for a trading script? Throw your whole IP database in the trash and trade on cookies. You fucking morons -- all you do to make money is this:

#!/usr/bin/perl

$click++;$click++;$click++;$click++; # MO TRAFFIC!!!
display_html($cash_money); # MO MONEY!!!

exit;

09-16-2002, 06:43 PM
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	Honestly I think most people wouldn't need to worry about increasing performance if their code was tight in the first place. All these gay libraries are just wasted CPU cycles. EX: Why waste so much CPU time on tracking every IP address for a trading script? Throw your whole IP database in the trash and trade on cookies. You fucking morons -- all you do to make money is this: #!/usr/bin/perl $click++;$click++;$click++;$click++; # MO TRAFFIC!!! display_html($cash_money); # MO MONEY!!! exit;