Originally Posted by TheSquealer

yeah right. i am totally sure it went something like this.

room mate 1: "hey, is there any toilet paper"
room mate 2: "uh no. sorry man. we are out again"
room mate 1: "ok, unfortuneately i have to beat you to a pulp with a hammer, making sure the body can only be identified by finger prints"
room mate 2: "fair enough. i totally understand your position on the matter and apologize for making you do that"

i love the way everyone reacts to a twisted headline, constructed only to inspire reaction. of course neither party was under the influence of drugs and these were two totally upstanding and normal people. they were both probably accountants or attorneys and there is no more to the story than toilet paper.