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The boss had to fire somebody...
The Boss had to fire somebody.
He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was
an impossible decision, they were both super workers. Rather than flip
a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water
cooler the next morning.
Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hang-over after
partying all night. She went to the water cooler to take an aspirin.
The Boss approached her and said: "Debra, I've never done this
before but I have to lay you or Jack off."
"Could you jack off?" she says. "I feel like shit this morning."
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