Tasmania fell of the bottom your not part of us.
Fosters is only on tap because we had to have something to add to the end row after VB, Carlton, Tooheys, etc.
Koalas are violent fokers (just watch them at the zoo trying to get removed/collected from a tree) it's on for young and old. They also look smashed all the time due to their diet of only eucalyptus leaves.
As a nation were pritty layed back which is prolly the reason everyone likes us the world over. Only 2 things that piss us off and that's running out of beer and messing with our pay cheques.
-N