Originally Posted by lyn1

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Originally Posted by StickyGreen
why is australia so gay?

i am still trying to work that one out meself

ANSWER: When all the poms moved out to OZ only the poofters came leaving all the hahahahas behind.

Koalas - will rip you to bits even though they look nice and cuddly. When you do get a tame one to hold, they piss and shit all over you - I'm sure the koalas love pissing all over the japanese tourists.

Kangaroo steaks - very red, very lean, has a strong flavour, tastes like shit and the reason there are so many of the bastards, the Aboriginals couldn't catch them to eat. The aboriginals invented the boomerang to try and catch them, but all it did was come back and this is the reason they eat witcherary grubs (think I spelt that correctly). Could never work out why aboriginals lived in the stinking desert when the coast is so nice and the food abundant. Then again, I couldn't understand why arabs lived in the desert as well unless they had a fear of washing.

Beer - most beer in Oz is great. I concur with the Fosters beer comment and it was a plan to sell a crap beer to the Poms and Yanks.

Fair dinkum mate - means a range of things, but generally means 'is that right' or 'is that true'.

Lyn from Oz (Born and bred in Tasmania but now a Queenslander - The rugby is shit)