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>1.1.1996
Genesis Chapter 1 Verse 1
In the beginning Ron Levi and Al Gore (herein together referred to as God) created the Internet.

Now the Internet was formless and empty, darkness was over the clicks and the joins, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the 2400 baud modems.

>9.14.1998
Genesis Continued
And God said, "Let there be light," and there was light.

God saw that the light was good, and He separated the light from the darkness.

God called the light "Hooper," and the darkness he called "Not Hooper."

And Hooper made live 24/7 voyeur cam sites. And God was pleased.

>6.1.1999
Pee In The Pond
Hooper descends upon the pond in a glorious and righteous manner.

The ponders took him in like their own child and raised him with loving tenderness and a warmth never before witnessed.