Dane Cook
No doubt about it.
FUCK this game! Its four in the morning Grandma! YOU WIN!! I'm sitting on Baltic with CRACK! I'm paying luxury tax out the ass!! And I hate it when you're the banker- where'd you get the pink fifties, you cheating whore?! Don't fuckin' touch me grandpa, NANA, is a cheating WHORE!!" (Monopoly)
Every group has a Karen and she is always a bag of douche.
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