Originally Posted by Donny

Earlier today I sent Corvette a text message from Belinda's phone. I knew he wouldn't recognize the number. The message said:

I'M PREGNANT AND IT MIGHT BE YOURS!

For reasons that I'll let him explain, he had to worry about that message for almost 5 hours before he could call back.

When he finally called back, I answered. I said, "Belinda's in the hottub, I'll go get her."

He still didn't realize who it was. The volume on the phone was turned up loud enough for me to hear him talking to her:

Corvette:
"Someone sent me a message from this number earlier this afternoon."

Belinda (laughs loudly):
"That was Donny. This is Belinda. He was being a dork."

Corvette:
Oh thank God! (more talking). Let me talk to him.



What he told me was hilarious. I'll let him tell the story.





OWNED!!!!!!!