[Insert link to inane clipping from some obscure little e-gazette that happened to cover the story of a 17-year old boy who saved a plane load of people when the Captain was over-focused on the Long-Range Radar Screen and the bumbling first-mate kept lapsing into his desperate and very sad Vietnam Flashbacks. All the kid did was drop the plane low enough so the airless de-pressurized cabin of the horrifically-missiled jetliner filled with air and everybody could breathe... and live.]
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