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PenisFace · 02-14-2006, 03:57 PM

I saw these guys on TV who're patrolling the border while armed. They aren't law enforcement, just regular citizens. Now there's nothing I hate more than busy bodies, especially ones who're carrying loaded firearms to "Defend America". Now If I was a smuggler, I'd be carrying a gun on me, and, if I happened to come across these valiant defenders of an invisible line, I'd shoot them out of spite.

And the best part is, you'd probably only get a manslaughter charge, which equates to around 2 years probation in Canada these days. I mean, you kill them all, they're armed, so who's gonna know it was nothing more than a dope smuggler defending himself from self-righteous hicks?

Win-Win situation.

02-14-2006, 03:57 PM
PenisFace Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Vancouver Posts: 3,774	Crazy gun-toting americans patrolling the US-Canada border... I saw these guys on TV who're patrolling the border while armed. They aren't law enforcement, just regular citizens. Now there's nothing I hate more than busy bodies, especially ones who're carrying loaded firearms to "Defend America". Now If I was a smuggler, I'd be carrying a gun on me, and, if I happened to come across these valiant defenders of an invisible line, I'd shoot them out of spite. And the best part is, you'd probably only get a manslaughter charge, which equates to around 2 years probation in Canada these days. I mean, you kill them all, they're armed, so who's gonna know it was nothing more than a dope smuggler defending himself from self-righteous hicks? Win-Win situation. __________________ Need custom blog posts or articles? Hit me up: Blog And Article Writer Yes, I can do any kind of custom orders, too! ICQ: 641204000