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Originally Posted by Porn Girl
I know that there are a lot of people who like Valentines Day but I thought that I would list everything that I actually hate about today:
1) Going to restaurants because it is too crowded and I feel like I always have to wait
2) Having to call everyone you know to wish them even though they are not your Valentine
3) The red and white lame heart decorations
4) Spending MONEY!!!!
5) Having sex even though you are not in the mood
Let me know what you hate about Valentines Day!!!!
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Here...... I'll pick you up in the morning and force you to leave your phone behind (problem 2 solved), I'll drive you to my place and COOK you dinner (problem 1 solved). After dinner, I'll give you a 3 hour full body massage (I used to be a massage therapist) under candlelight...then I'll run you a hot bubble bath, escort you in, and then leave you be (problems 3, 4 and 5 solved). then if you feel like pouncing on me, it's your choice
It's not like I won't be there the next night ;)