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SteveLightspeed · 02-11-2006, 11:10 AM

Driving with a baby in her lap, she comes up with a lame excuse:

"Spears said that the only reason she was driving with her child on her lap was to make a hasty escape from a swarm of paparazzi with whom she was having a "horrifying, frightful encounter" at the time."

"I was terrified that this time the physically aggressive paparazzi would put both me and my baby in danger. I instinctively took measures to get my baby and me out of harm's way," Spears said in a statement.

http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/en...962218005.html

If this is the best she can come up with, I think we should have a little contest to help her out.

Let's hear your ideas for a better excuse she could use!

Here's mine:
"Well, I was sitting in my car, when suddenly, I realized that I'm SO STUPID, even my baby could operate my vehicle more safely than me, so I INSTINCTIVELY let him drive."

02-11-2006, 11:10 AM
SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	Help Britney think of a better excuse! Driving with a baby in her lap, she comes up with a lame excuse: "Spears said that the only reason she was driving with her child on her lap was to make a hasty escape from a swarm of paparazzi with whom she was having a "horrifying, frightful encounter" at the time." "I was terrified that this time the physically aggressive paparazzi would put both me and my baby in danger. I instinctively took measures to get my baby and me out of harm's way," Spears said in a statement. http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/en...962218005.html If this is the best she can come up with, I think we should have a little contest to help her out. Let's hear your ideas for a better excuse she could use! Here's mine: "Well, I was sitting in my car, when suddenly, I realized that I'm SO STUPID, even my baby could operate my vehicle more safely than me, so I INSTINCTIVELY let him drive." __________________ Abra-cadabra!