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Old 02-09-2006, 02:48 PM  
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Typical Movie Computer Scene

<fade in>
It's a dark office in Los Angeles, California.
Officer Rodriguez paces back and forth behind Timmy the forensic computer analyst who is sitting at his desk in front of his computer.

OR: Dammit Timmy. I went back to that gas staion and all we have is video from the security cam. The quality is horrible, and I can't quite make it out.

Timmy: I think I can clean it up, hold on.

Timmy who has never owned a mouse begins to pound away at his keyboard.

Clackity clackity clackity clackity

OR: Much better can you zoom in.

Timmy: Give me a second.

Captain Washington, your typical black officer in charge you see in all movies enters the room.

CW: GOD DAMMIT RODRIGUEZ YOU'RE A TICKING TIME BOMB, YOU'RE A COWBOY, YOU'RE PUTTING PEOPLE'S LIVES IN DANGER NOT TO MENTION THE MONEY YOU ARE COSTING THE FORCE!!!!!!

OR: Hold on captain I think we're almost there.

Clackity clackity clackity clackity

OR: Clean it up a bit more Timmy.

Timmy: I can only do so much, there's just too much pressure.

OR: Sorry, you're doing fine. This is highly important information.

Clackity clackity clackity.

Timmy: Okay I've got it...the date on the dime is 1972.

<fade out>
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