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Ahhh... I forgot... I also shot his dog up repeatedly... Fucker used to bark like a fucking tard all night long... Drove me and the other neighbors nuts... But I shoot the animals (domesticated ones) with the BB gun... Much slower, doesn't penetrate the skin... Much more humane... see, I am not psychotic! I have a conscience...
The neighbor on the other side of him knows I have a BB gun and when the dog barked from 8pm to about 1am and then suddenly yelped... Barked some more, yelped... barked once, like some kinda test bark, and then yelped a final time... the neighbor on the other side started applauding and after about 2 seconds the entire neighborhood errupted into applause... Was the funniest thing in the world... I managed to train his dog in 3 shots... how fucking sweet is that?
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