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BVF · 09-11-2002, 09:01 PM

man, i'll be damned if I spend another fucking dollar paying my divorce lawyer $150 an hour to go through this bullshit. If her lawyer calls my lawyer unannounced and my lawyer talks back to her lawyer for only a few minutes, the shit costs me $40!! that's insanity.

I'm just going to give her what she wants and get the divorce. I'll be able to negotiate liberal visitation and a fixed amount of support. I'm still young and I can make plenty more babies in my lifetime.

Then when the divorce is finalized, I'm on the next plane to Africa and I'm going to build a fucking mansion down there, get like 3-4 wives, and run my pornography empire down there. Fuck this.

Yes, I'm high as hell and drunk as hell while I'm writing this, but that's what I really want to do. Ever since I saw Coming to America, and saw Eddie Murphy getting his dick washed by his servants, I knew that was the life for me.

So I took a trip down to Nigeria by myself one day. I planned to be there for six months but I only lasted 7 weeks. The first 4 weeks I had Malaria so that really put a damper on the trip.

Anyway, I was down there and I saw muthafuckas down there driving benzes and lexuses and shit. I saw muthafucking MANSIONS down there. I saw Nigerians who got paid off of that bank fraud shit living the good life and I saw the finest big booty black hoes for CHEAP!! I had my own personal village bitch cutting my damn toenails with a razorblade down there. And she did a damn good job.

I can build a solid brick 5 bedroom home for $20,000 in Nigeria. I'll have the satellite dish hookup, the pool, and everything else. My ex-wife has family down there so I can just build her a nice little bungalo and call it a day. It will be much cheaper to take care of my ex wife down there than it is up here...and she has wanted to move to africa for a long time now.

I am not about to have the courts and my ex-wife in my fucking business and haggling the fuck out of me about my kids for the next 20 years up here in America. FUCK THAT. Why? when I can go to the nearest african village, have multiple wives, and pop out kids by the dozen?? I can have servants cleaning my home, driving me around, SUCKING MY DICK!!

My lease is up in June. My furniture is getting thrown out, my ex-wife's furniture will go to her mothers, and We're THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!

I've had it. I'm not going to let muthafuckas worry me into an early grave when I can just leave...FUCK EM!! FUCK EM ALL!!

09-11-2002, 09:01 PM
BVF Black Vagina Finder Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The Midwest Posts: 13,975	she can get what she wants in the divorce, I'm moving to Africa. man, i'll be damned if I spend another fucking dollar paying my divorce lawyer $150 an hour to go through this bullshit. If her lawyer calls my lawyer unannounced and my lawyer talks back to her lawyer for only a few minutes, the shit costs me $40!! that's insanity. I'm just going to give her what she wants and get the divorce. I'll be able to negotiate liberal visitation and a fixed amount of support. I'm still young and I can make plenty more babies in my lifetime. Then when the divorce is finalized, I'm on the next plane to Africa and I'm going to build a fucking mansion down there, get like 3-4 wives, and run my pornography empire down there. Fuck this. Yes, I'm high as hell and drunk as hell while I'm writing this, but that's what I really want to do. Ever since I saw Coming to America, and saw Eddie Murphy getting his dick washed by his servants, I knew that was the life for me. So I took a trip down to Nigeria by myself one day. I planned to be there for six months but I only lasted 7 weeks. The first 4 weeks I had Malaria so that really put a damper on the trip. Anyway, I was down there and I saw muthafuckas down there driving benzes and lexuses and shit. I saw muthafucking MANSIONS down there. I saw Nigerians who got paid off of that bank fraud shit living the good life and I saw the finest big booty black hoes for CHEAP!! I had my own personal village bitch cutting my damn toenails with a razorblade down there. And she did a damn good job. I can build a solid brick 5 bedroom home for $20,000 in Nigeria. I'll have the satellite dish hookup, the pool, and everything else. My ex-wife has family down there so I can just build her a nice little bungalo and call it a day. It will be much cheaper to take care of my ex wife down there than it is up here...and she has wanted to move to africa for a long time now. I am not about to have the courts and my ex-wife in my fucking business and haggling the fuck out of me about my kids for the next 20 years up here in America. FUCK THAT. Why? when I can go to the nearest african village, have multiple wives, and pop out kids by the dozen?? I can have servants cleaning my home, driving me around, SUCKING MY DICK!! My lease is up in June. My furniture is getting thrown out, my ex-wife's furniture will go to her mothers, and We're THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! I've had it. I'm not going to let muthafuckas worry me into an early grave when I can just leave...FUCK EM!! FUCK EM ALL!!