Originally Posted by G-Rotica

Yea, it aint perfect, but it's honest.

I'd post the resume (lies) if I was looking for a full time job. This is just some side work, to cover the cost of some stolen stuff.

I suppose I could post some sob story and ask for donations.

The nasty neighbor stabbed my toy poodle to death, then ran over him with a lawn mower. Poor Rambo. But the vet says he can revive him for, I don't know, how's 5k USD sound? Please send $. I also take Green Stamps. (For those of you that don't know what Green stamps are, ask your mother next time you phone home.)