You missed out on a good time... we all got our dicks sucked, and Belinda got her boobs licked by strippers. Donny got us all krunked, and Melissa shared some really good jokes that we all thought were moderately funny... oops, I mean hilarious.

Christian aka Toolguy was there too.
Next gathering there's gonna be some SERIOUS roast beef!! I'm talking some major Arby's! I'm gonna be on the lookout for the beef jerkey, cause we're gonna be recruiting talent for next time.
And I wanted to give a welcome to Joe aka SkinnyWussy... who happened to join us. I'm sure he thought we were absolutely insane, which is totally understandable. And as for any incriminating evidence, I'm sure the alcohol will take care of by morning.
