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So I was sipping on some champagne in a fancy 'ball'..
And for fuck's sake, I bit half the glass off in my mouth somehow.
WTF... I didn't even think it's possible, and I certainly didn't expect to have to dash around between 'people who think they're famous' spitting glass into my hand. Thankfully I didn't cut myself.
Now that I think about it, the biting of the glass could be quite a nice stunt to pull... or a nice conversation switcher..
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