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Shave in the shower bro...I get bad razor burn on my neck and it really helps. I'm still trying to figure out how the hell I got through Parris Island without cutting a major vein or artery or even worse, letting the drill instructor's cotton ball catch on an errant hair on my neck. We had like 8 seconds to shave in pretty cold water and somehow, I did it. Now I take like 10 minutes and all these expensive creams, lotions and oils and I still look like I'm using battery acid.
Fuckin' Marine magic, I guess.
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