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Thinking about it why do the Yanks like sports that the rest of the world find boring as fuck?
...and they wear padding and crash helmets I mean you can spin it as much as you want (superb athletes, hard as anthing yada, yada) but they are still dressed up like crash test dummies!
...try dressing like that in a game of, say, Aussie Rules football - 30 seconds you would last as you got your head stoved in helmet and all
...and its a metaphor for the American Armed Forces - all technology (ie padding etc) and zero fighting skills
..fact is they only win wars when the Brits go in with them and show them how its done (only to get killed by 'friendly fire' for their pains), except the US did beat Greneda (gee whiz) prior to that US asses well and truly kicked by little guys in pyjamas - I mean wtf was that about?
Oh and Yank beer is shit
Can't drink, can't fight and sport boring as fuck
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