Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign
reading "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology."
The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors
changed it to "Hysterias and Posteriors."
This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the
council they changed the sign to "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids." No go.
Next, they tried "Catatonics and High Colonics." Thumbs down
again.
Then came "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives." Still no
good.
Another attempt resulted in "Minds and Behinds." Unacceptable
again.
So they tried "Lost Souls and Butt Holes." No way.
"Analysis and Anal Cysts?" Nope.
"Nuts and Butts?" Uh uh.
"Freaks and Cheeks?" Still no go.
"Loons and Moons?" Forget it.
Almost at wit's end, the doctors finally came up with:
"Dr Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends."
Everyone loved it.
