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Funny how fat people have found ways of acceptance between themselves. Oh, I dont wanna be built like a teenage boy... Oh it's my metabolism... Look bitch, you can't eat as much as someone that is active and be the same size! If you don't do much exercise, (like most webmasters) then you don't need much food to live on, you don't need 3 full meals to sit around in front of a computer! Only eat when you need it, not when you "feel like it" you vicious fucks! 3 meals a day isn't "standard", I know for a fact I eat less than that. Jesus, do you guys really believe what you're saying?¡# 'Cuz it's insulting my intelligence. This shit is simple fuckin' 2nd grade maths; if you eat more than you spend energy, you gain weight, and vice versa. If you spend more energy than you eat, you lose weight. Want proof? Don't eat for 2 full weeks, and try explaining to me how your "metabolism" or "genetics" suddenly don't apply when it's over a 2-week period. Yeah, I said it. If your metabolism burns fat slower, then you don't need all that shit you eat, since you can last longer, on less. Eat less then! Discipline yourself! You know what's so fuckin' funny about this thread? I'll be bashed by Peaches, Headless, sarah_webinc (just to name a few, I could go on forever) and many other soldiers of the fat fucks army, and they will outnumber me, and it will look like I was wrong - when I was really not! I know this thread will make me a lot of enemies, and personnally I don't think that a person being fat is the end of the world, they're probably good at plenty other things... But denying this is discrediting those who actually work out and eat well, even though sometimes you'd like to watch TV instead of going to the gym, and eating a fat steak instead of fuckin' veggies... Breaking news, nobody likes veggies!!!

Flame on, you self-tolerant sons-of-a-bitches...

PS Feel free to explain to me how this magical metabolism of yours works against all laws of nature.

(Waddap Dre!)

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