Originally Posted by LadyMischief

Here's some amusing and viable choices for the troll:

1) choke and die on your own spit
2) flush your head in the dirtiest toilet you can find until you drown
3) find the biggest pile of nasty, fly infested fecal matter and bury yourself in it.
4) put a plastic bag over your head and suffocate.

Those would all be acceptable choices, however, feel free to be inventive and think of your own ways to rid the world of more useless fodder.