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This thread is hilarious. So all the guys expect "their women" to stay in tip top shape, look like a teen porstar and run around in sexy lingerie...and then jump into bed, give the big guy a massage and a blowjob and let him drift off to sleep. I think I got things about right haven't I?
Well, that is really nice...now how about if the "big guy" stops being big! I want a six pack guys, and not one ouce of fat on your sexy body! I want a full head of hair, that never has a hair out of place. I never want to see 5 o'clock shadow, running around in an old t-shirt and jogging pants and you better bring home BIG money because I will be too busy working out at the gym, getting my hair done, my nails, my pedicure, my botox treatments and going to my psychiatrist trying to figure out why I am still with a man that is so friggen shallow. Oh..I also need a nanny, a housekeeper, a personal masseuse...and I need a boy toy..cause man..your dick just isn't big enough and you haven't got a clue on how to please a woman.
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