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Old 09-08-2002, 08:10 PM  
Plat
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Originally posted by kmanrox
ahahahaha i gotta try this one;

Detachable Penis - In the dark while you are fucking your woman, instead of your penis to penetrate her oooo, use a banana or cucumber, or something that resembles a penis. Make unusual sexual "grunts" Proceed to fall out of the bed, leaving the penis-like object inside of her. If done right, she will go in a panic thinking your penis fell off.
haha that would pwn
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