Juilan...and the vodka is so cheap, it takes the enamel off my teeth.
Dave Guru....that's about the only part that doesn't piss me off; but, we use a car service and they have, so far, been wonderful.
sfera....yeah, what's up with the shoes? A bunch of fetishists that work for TSA?
smack..that is the worst. Flying makes me nervous. Smoking calms my nerves. Why on earth would airlines want a human stuck in a sardine can with nowhere to vent...so they drink and get belligerent. Give us the back of the plane again and put up a vapor barrier or something.
Wizzo. They have my number it seems...I may sound like a terrorist when I haven't smoked in 14 hours, but shit. I'm 5'2", small and old. As if they couldn't take me down in about two seconds. And, the inexperienced traveler is the worst. It's not as if some moron isn't standing around like a human recording, telling you what to do before you get to the head of the line...
Gabriel....LOL....have we met yet? Travel days absolutely suck.....and Euro flights want you there at least two hours in advance....
rinaldo...I guess I haven't experienced that one yet...I'll take your word for it.
andr...those five thirty am flights are a bitch, aren't they?
baddog..is that because they are busy keeping the plane up in the air?
Elli, I've not had that happen to a laptop yet..I'd be in a murdering mood if they treated my laptop badly....
You're right. Their demeanour sucks.
Swippy. Had my bags emptied coming back from Amsterdam.....two hours it took them to search ..and they asked some of the most moronic questions..like why is the Nordstrom tag still on the shirt? Wtf do they care? Nordies is in the US which means I bought it here....
Lindsay....the queue in Seattle did me like the anal probe in Canada did us.
Jace, normally I have a window seat....but on the puddle jumpers, invariably I am stuck in the middle.
I'm flying with you next time, abadfish...maybe you'll bring me luck.
thinkx....oh, Lord, yes...and people who bring small children, in general..without providing them with anything to do and just let them wail.
SquireMD....I guess it makes sense to pee before boarding, eh?
Never had a problem entering the US from Canada...ronaldo..it's entering Canada from the US...
Eroticy Steve....when America West said running out of deicing fluid in Seattle was an act of G'd....we fought them for keeping us piled up in Phoenix for three days....as if. Snow and ice are an act of G'd...being unprepared when Southwest and American had plenty of de icing fluid is just stupidity.
Peaches..it doesn't matter which class I fly. It's all the same..although the attendants will give me liquids before take off....nice touch.
DirtyWhiteBoy..you and I seem to have that same unwritten rule...
WG...you're right. I sit around, not able to smoke....for hours....and then I watch others running down the hall way at the last minute....
Mickey....funny pic.
Viper2K1:
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*I always happen to sit behind the fucker who decides to lean back (in coach)
*the person next to me needs to use the bathroom every 15 fucking minutes making me stand up (twice)
*stupid acting kids (it's their parents fault ...)
*fuckers with a portable DVD player but no headphones !!!!
*sitting next to a fat person who brought a whole bag from burger king to get through a 1 hour flight
Rarely i sit next (or even in the proximity) to somebody normal
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You and I lead parallel lives.
AIR3K...Have you crashed? or is it just the thought of it?
swedguy, you're entirely too perky about flying.