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Old 01-24-2006, 08:13 PM  
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The best "I just jerked off" story you will ever read

When I was in high school we had to take this class that taught us how to cut and take care of things around the house, change a baby diaper... all that shit.

At the end of the class each student was to bake or cook something to bring into class on our last day for a feast. My best friend pulled "cookies" out of a hat. So that is what he made.

During our 3rd period feast he came up to me and told me not to eat the cookies. I asked him why, and to my amazement he told me that he jacked off in the cookie dough several times before he cooked them.

We both sat and watched all the hot and stuck up bitches eat cum cookies for 45 minutes and tell him how good they were.

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