RedShoe

take her to L'Orangerie up on La Cienega. When she asks how you can afford an $800.00 meal. Tell her what you do.

But you have to convince her that you're not a perv. That's the hardest part.

Tell her that just because you look deep into a woman's birth canal all day, and just because you jack off 5 times a day, and just because you occasionally do the 'shampoo bottle up your ass trick' while jacking off in the shower, doesn't make you a perv.

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