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Old 01-23-2006, 09:32 PM  
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Shrimping - Bang em down in the rear, then, after you bust, take a straw and suck out the jizz/poo mixture. what comes out resembles a shrimp and is performed in prisons mostly i hear. - Mike Causey, Florida

Skipoling - A girl jerking off two guys at once, hence, looks like she has two ski poles.

Sleeping Bag - If you're going down on a really fat girl, you pull her enormous stomach roll of fat over your head. - Wadtron

Smoking Pole - Oral sex on a male... no flame required

Snake Skin (aka The Lost Goat) - The act of staying inside her after sex until you go limp, then pulling out leaving behind your condom and its contents. - Wadtron

Snowball - After ejaculating in your partner's mouth, you make out and swap joy juice

Snowjob (aka Polar Bear, Chilly Willy) - Blowjob involving ice cubes. - Wadtron

Snowmobile - When getting a girl while she's on all fours, sweep out her arms so she falls on her face. - Wadtron

Sperm Wail (see also Spewphemism) - A verbal outburst during the Male Orgasm

Spewphemism (see also Sperm Wail) - A verbal outburst during the Male Orgasm

Spicy Stanley - When a girl takes hot sauce and pours it on your cock. She then proceeds to give you a blowjob, making sure all of the hot sauce is gone. - Wadtron

Split Pissonality (see also Double Dragon, PEUM) - Post sex urination where you get a double stream out of one peehole.

The Spocker (see also The Shocker) - Two in the pink and two in the stink

Squeegee - when your fucking a girl in the ass, when your about to cum, you stick a pin in one of her ass cheeks, thus making her clench up and cleaning all the shit off your cock as you pull out at the same time.

Stove Piping - Taking it in the Tush.

Stranger - The act of sitting on your hand until it falls asleep, then you jerk off with it. - Wadtron

Strawberry Milkshake (aka Jelly Donut, Strawberry Shortcake) - when a guy blows his load on a girls face, Then swiftly punches her in the nose, causing it to bleed. Giving the apperence of a strawberry shortcake. - Chris A, Tennessee

Strawberry Shortcake (aka Jelly Donut, Strawberry Milkshake) - when a guy blows his load on a girls face, Then swiftly punches her in the nose, causing it to bleed. Giving the apperence of a strawberry shortcake. - Chris A, Tennessee

Stuffucking - The act of "stuffing in" your limp, helpless member in hopes of getting it up. Potential causes: you're too drunk or she's too ugly. - Wadtron

Teabag - The act of dropping your testicles onto your partners face and/or mouth

Texas Tornado - When a guy crosses his first 2 fingers while banging a chick. - John Peil, Oregon

Thanksgiving - Just like the holiday, Thanksgiving is when you do a girl and then she puts her two big butt cheeks on your face like holiday hams. An overcooked thanksgiving is similar to this but instead of just putting the cheeks on your head she farts on it too.

Throne of Lightning - This is done by fucking a girl while you shit in a toilet. When you're going to blow your load, turn her over and dunk her head in the toilet, while she's bobbing for your turd plummet a river of semen in her ass. Not to be confused with "Ride the Lightning," a Metallica album

Titanic - A girl who is likely to "go down" the first time out.

Tombstone 69 - while having standing 69 with her upside down, wait till you cheeze then exclaim "tombstone" and drop her on her head WWF style. With any luck she will proceed to expell "angry dragon" style as well because of the impact. Important note: make sure your dick is not in her mouth anymore when you tombstone her
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