Originally Posted by D_hodough

Back when I was fresh out of High School, I got a job at one of those Orlando-Area themeparks... we used to have a walkie-talkie code for those folk that were just a tad too portly to fit in on the rides...

"11-82"

I still remember one of my training days when my "trainer" was explaining the whole "11-82" protocol to me, and not even an hour later, there was an "11-82" incident where some African-American chick was just a bit too rotund for the lap bars to come all the way down on her... the guy directing traffic onto the ride-cars tried to delicately explain to her that she might find the seats at the back of the car (those reserved for wheelchairs, etc) a bit more comfortable and enjoyabvle to her... but the fatty would have nothing of it...

"Nuh Uh! I waited a whole hour to get this seat... you ain't takin' it away from me!"

The poor guy tried every diplomatic way possible, I think, god help him... but as the cars behind the loading dock piled up, the whole ride went into "fault" status and shut down.

It was then, the guy - I guess having a bad day already - finally broke down and said aloud:
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"Does anyone have a twinkie so I can lure this fat bitch out?"

I don't recall ever seeing him again after that.