some you're so fat jokes just for shits and giggles ;)))
You?re so fat that when the family has their picture taken, you?re the background.
You?re so fat that you?re on BOTH sides of the family!
You?re so fat that your ass has its own zip code!
You?re so fat that when you wear a red raincoat, kids think you?re the Kool-Aid man!
You?re so fat that you think you?re only a head cos you haven?t seen your body in years.
You?re so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, kids line up beside you thinking you?re the bus.
You?re so fat and stupid that when you step on the scale, you think you?re gonna be watching 90210.
You?re so fat that when you step on the scale, it says, "One at a time, please!"
You?re so fat that your pant size is "equator".
You?re so fat that when God said "Let there be light," he had to tell you to move your fat ass first.
You?re so fat that when you sit on a rainbow, Skittles pop out.
You?re so fat that if I were to cut your throat, gravy would come out.
Ok Ok I am just jealous
