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Stealthy · 09-06-2002, 11:08 AM

#22 is oh so true. Whenever I go out with my friend Jodi, (A 6 foot tall amazon goddess) I have ONE beer then drink water for the rest of the night in anticipation of the impending festivities... It's like trying to fend off leeches or vultures, and it bloody well happens every-single-time-we-go-out!
It doesn't always get violent, but it always goes down the same.

You can watch it happen right from the beginning too & it's quite funny. It starts off with the usual male bullshit, them checking out her tits etc. then sizing me up and taking turns talking about how they're going to kick my ass. Meanwhile they are drinking way too much and I am becoming quite well hydrated.

Then after a few more rounds, they'll pick a delegate (Sometimes one from a few tables, kind of like sperm going after the egg) to come over and ask her to dance/fuck/give him head etc. Now if all that is asked is a dance and the guy's not a total slug, Jo will go dance with him. I mean she's a goddess but she's not a bitch.

Gentlemen, it takes a certain kind of man to dance with Jo and NOT look like a 12 year old. She used to be a dancer and well, she's still got the moves. The thing is, most guys misinterpret what it is she's doing and well, get a little grabby. Do I have to step in? Hell no, didn't you read what I said before? 6 foot amazon goddess? She can handle some dickhead on the dance floor.

Then towards the end of the night, after being shot down like a scud missle time and time again, there's usually at least one guy drunk enough, horny enough and stupid enough to keep on trying. THAT'S when I have to step in. Now I'm no tough guy but I've had unarmed combat training, so when some drunken idiot lets fly a lame assed haymaker at me, it's not too hard to get my hands on him. And so it usually comes to pass that myself and whatever security happens to be around usually end up in a big stupid fight just because some jerkoff couldn't take no for an answer.

You know that song that goes "If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife?" well there's a bit of truth to that, because as I'm sure most of you know, when you hang with goddesses, you have to beat back the unwashed masses. So as long as there's beer and testosterone, guys like us will have to keep pounding on guys like them. It sucks, but its a reality.

So to all you backwards-baseball-cap-wearing, Beer Bonging, Blunt Blasting, Bermuda Short Wearing, Breast Worshipping assholes out there, stick to surfing our websites and beating off to our girl's pics, because sparky, you aint worthy of the real thing!

But then that's just my opinion, I could be wrong...

09-06-2002, 11:08 AM
Stealthy Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: You know that voice inside your head? That's me... Posts: 626	#22 is oh so true. Whenever I go out with my friend Jodi, (A 6 foot tall amazon goddess) I have ONE beer then drink water for the rest of the night in anticipation of the impending festivities... It's like trying to fend off leeches or vultures, and it bloody well happens every-single-time-we-go-out! It doesn't always get violent, but it always goes down the same. You can watch it happen right from the beginning too & it's quite funny. It starts off with the usual male bullshit, them checking out her tits etc. then sizing me up and taking turns talking about how they're going to kick my ass. Meanwhile they are drinking way too much and I am becoming quite well hydrated. Then after a few more rounds, they'll pick a delegate (Sometimes one from a few tables, kind of like sperm going after the egg) to come over and ask her to dance/fuck/give him head etc. Now if all that is asked is a dance and the guy's not a total slug, Jo will go dance with him. I mean she's a goddess but she's not a bitch. Gentlemen, it takes a certain kind of man to dance with Jo and NOT look like a 12 year old. She used to be a dancer and well, she's still got the moves. The thing is, most guys misinterpret what it is she's doing and well, get a little grabby. Do I have to step in? Hell no, didn't you read what I said before? 6 foot amazon goddess? She can handle some dickhead on the dance floor. Then towards the end of the night, after being shot down like a scud missle time and time again, there's usually at least one guy drunk enough, horny enough and stupid enough to keep on trying. THAT'S when I have to step in. Now I'm no tough guy but I've had unarmed combat training, so when some drunken idiot lets fly a lame assed haymaker at me, it's not too hard to get my hands on him. And so it usually comes to pass that myself and whatever security happens to be around usually end up in a big stupid fight just because some jerkoff couldn't take no for an answer. You know that song that goes "If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife?" well there's a bit of truth to that, because as I'm sure most of you know, when you hang with goddesses, you have to beat back the unwashed masses. So as long as there's beer and testosterone, guys like us will have to keep pounding on guys like them. It sucks, but its a reality. So to all you backwards-baseball-cap-wearing, Beer Bonging, Blunt Blasting, Bermuda Short Wearing, Breast Worshipping assholes out there, stick to surfing our websites and beating off to our girl's pics, because sparky, you aint worthy of the real thing! But then that's just my opinion, I could be wrong... __________________ <embed src=http://www.moonshadow-productions.com/images/moon.swf width="120" height=60> Last edited by Stealthy; 09-06-2002 at 11:10 AM..